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1041046
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b795416
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Blake, Marc
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Prats twats : : celebrities, wannabes and nobodies /\ by Marc Blake.
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[Chichester] :: Crombie Jardine,, 2006.
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1 online resource.
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1848398239
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: 1905102348
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: 9781848398238
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: 9781905102341
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1433703483
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9781433703485
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| Contents
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Cover; contents; foreword; industries containing a minimum of 80% twats; why supermodels are twats ... ; why footballers are twats ... ; why actors are prats ... ; why politicians are twats ... ; why tv pundits are twats ... ; how to spot twats who have had 'work' done; 'professionals' who work with twats; hello! synonyms for rutting like feral dogs on heat; how much of a celebrity twat is she?; how much of a celebrity prat is he?; twat names; celebrity names still available for prat babies; rubbish dvd 'extras'; when twats marry; celebrity marriages that lasted a year.
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Celebrity marriages that lasted two dayssigns that your twatting pop career is over; signs that the celebrity relationship is over; celebrity relationship curve; lies about movies and what they mean; film star interview questions and what they mean; bizarre twat religions; celebrity prat clothes; celebrity prat mannerisms; thanks from the podium and what it really means; celeb adjectives explained; keeping it real: rap; celebrity wisdom; do it yourself celebrity twat article ... ; celebrity lists; celebrity prat rights and wrongs; celebrity maxims; ten signs that your diet is out of control ...
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Sound bites that we will never hearcelebrity maxims 2: the revenge; "special thanks to ... "" twat stuff they write on the cd; how to act like a celebrity twat; the biggest celebrity lie; and 7 more for good measure; the a-z of celebrity twattage; celebrity babies ... ; you have had too much work done when ... ; what prats say ... what parts mean ... ; decoding record company publicity prattage; good things reality tv has done ... ; notes for tv presenter twats!; reality shows we'd actually like to see; if all else fails ... ; afterword.
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This is all about the people who think the world revolves around them. Includes celebritiy maxims, the A-Z of celebrity twattage, twat names, celebrity prat clothes, soundbites that we will never hear, the reality shows we'd actally like to see, 'You know you've had too much work done when ... ' and lots more.
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Celebrities.
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Fame.
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Celebrities.
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Fame.
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| Dewey Classification
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791.0922
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CT105
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| Parallel Title
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Prats and twats
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